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Saturday, March 17, 2018

Rafael Shenanigans

This kid keeps me in stitches everyday. 
Some things Rafael has said recently:


Mommy, are you going pee or poop?
I'm going pee.
But you don't have a PEE-NIS!!




Mommy, I know how to spell T.V.!!
 /T/ /E/! 


Mom, wook it! I pooped in the toilet! 
I'm so proud of you.
Yeah, and I'm so proud of YOU!







Me: Great job today guys! 
Rafael: What do we get!
Me: You get a compliment.
Rafael: Can we eat it?



Me: Are you feeling better today?
Rafael: I still have free frogs in my froat.





Me: Okay, it's time to go lay down.
Rafael: Did you say ANIMAL COOKIES!!!




(Crying hysterically) MOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! Michael said I have six fingers!!



My (night) diaper is still dry!!! My diaper is still.....uh.....oh!



Mommy, I want you to come out here and smile at me.




The threat of Mopsy withholding desert is always a winner.




In our house, this would only happen to Rafael:




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