From the Mouth of Babes vol. 4

Michael "I'm captain of boobies"

Me: "What?!?"

Michael "I'm captain of boobies"
Me: "WHAT?!?"
Michael "I'M CAPTAIN OF THE BOOBIES!"
Me: "okay"

It was morning time and I gave Michael his snuggles. He went on to play and I left the room to get dressed. Michael came to find me as said  "Mommy, I didn't give you a kiss!" :)

"Mama"

Michael ran past me down the hallway with his finger in the air and yelled "My finger's dirty. It got in my butt!"

I put Michael to bed and closed his doors, he got up and came out of his room. He then closed his door half way and said "Mom, you have to leave my door a little bit open. You know my rules!"

"Dada"

I was driving Michael to his new daycare/school. I was trying to talk to Michael about the new school on the way over but Michael kept purposefully changing the subject. Then he got real quiet and said "Mommy, I belong at home."

"Baabaa" = Baby

Me: Close you eyes and maybe you'll fall asleep.
Michael: No, I need to keep my eyes peeled.

Me: You are very cute and you have beautiful eyes. 

Michael: and sharp teeth! With my sharp teeth I eat raisins and drink milk and eat country (crunchy) chips.

I took Michael to get some frozen yogurt. He picked the strawberry flavor. I asked if I could have a taste to make sure it's good. He said "I already tasted it. It's good."

"Mo" = More